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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of
oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims.
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton,
and you've only been in your second term of office
for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, ( Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... )