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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of
oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims.
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton,
and you've only been in your second term of office
for a year!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over
to Bush and whispers...
"It's pronounced 'quiche'."
breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of
oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims.
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton,
and you've only been in your second term of office
for a year!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over
to Bush and whispers...
"It's pronounced 'quiche'."