bk2w (he's the birdmaster, grew up with birds (note: not "raised by", I never said "raised by")) says:
"Lock up your other animals (dogs, cats, etc.), open the main door or whatever door is closest to the bird, stand on the opposite side of the fan from the door and make noise, and gesture at it with a broom."
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"Lock up your other animals (dogs, cats, etc.), open the main door or whatever door is closest to the bird, stand on the opposite side of the fan from the door and make noise, and gesture at it with a broom."