I am extra impressed that the pool didn't just disintegrate under the playful frolicking of TWO BABY ELEPHANTS!!!! I'm sure there was a label that said something like:
"Not rated for more than ONE baby elephant! Actually, put your kids in here, but what are you, nuts? NO baby elephants allowed in this thing - they'll break it in a hot second, you idiot! It'll be cute though, so go ahead. Then post it on the internet. But hide our brand name, because it's gonna pop. Unless it doesn't, wow that'll be cute then!"
I should totally write warning labels for a living.
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"Not rated for more than ONE baby elephant! Actually, put your kids in here, but what are you, nuts? NO baby elephants allowed in this thing - they'll break it in a hot second, you idiot! It'll be cute though, so go ahead. Then post it on the internet. But hide our brand name, because it's gonna pop. Unless it doesn't, wow that'll be cute then!"
I should totally write warning labels for a living.