The volcano

At long last, the news of the devastating eruption on choirboypuppy Island has reached Photobucket.

In the hopes of averting the eruption, terrified villagers -- some in evening wear -- sacrifice Sparkle Princess Belle to the Great Dog Woof as the volcano smokes overhead and King Neptune and his benevolent consort observe from the sea: ( photos beneath the cut out of respect for those disturbed by images of Barbie sacrifices )

The Great God Woof was not appeased by the sacrifice. The eruption was red and [oddly] bubbly. Unfortunately, the photographer was consumed by flowing lava, and no photos have surfaced of the actual eruption. We only have this paltry record, preserved for posterity and legal accuracy by the sole survivor of the eruption, choirboypuppy's lawyer (see first photo, beneath palm tree).