...and so it goes...

3:00a
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I thought puppies were supposed to sleep,

3:15a

Oh good - she slept. For ten minutes. And snored like a sailor.

4:00a

Who the hell poops at 4:00 in the morning?

4:30a

Oh wow. She does know how to bark after all.

4:42a

Oh come on. Please don't bring the squeaky toy in here. Please don't...oh good. It's not the squeaky toy, it's just one of my favorite slippers.

4:47a

OMFG! that smell CAN'T have come from you.. You are way too small to produce a smell like that.

5:16a

oh NONONOnonono....Ah, fuck it. At least she's confining all of her poops to one corner. One corner of the living room, granted, but...

Whose f$cking idea was this "let's get a puppy!" thing anyway?

** Night of the L.D. #1 was my first night home with Michael after a C-section. At least that baby didn't eat my slipper.

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