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[zpdiduda]

Fie upon thee, o vile Chili Cheese Fritos! Thou art the very soul of temptation, promising the fiery warmth of the Caribbean isles coupled with the healthy nourishment of a good cheddar. Thou lure (lurest?) the weak with thy saucy gold and red wrappings. And what utter hell befallest the unwary! Not just dyspepsia and a strange aftertaste, but the abhorrent (and belated) discovery that yon little 4 oz. sack of sin purportedly contains four servings, for a total of over 700 calories, 60% of one's "recommended daily value" of fat, and 44% of the daily value of sodium.

Ah, if only one could turn back time, if only this sinner could return to that time of lost innocence, if only I'd stuck to my original plan to snack on carrots today... _{*urp* *scuse me*...if only I had some Tums....}

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[jmkelly.livejournal.com]

Forsooth, didst thou credit for an instant the blandishments of Frito-Lay, which speaketh of tropical warmth and cheddary goodness like as the Devil quoteth Scripture?

And thou art a lawyer? Oy vay, as the tribe of Abraham doth say.

[zpdiduda.livejournal.com]

*giggle snorteth*

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you're mighty salty today!

(Tix: We pick up? Might be easier. Just got home from Palo Alto. When? Pen: We drop off at the same time? If it's tomorrow or Saturday, might bring dogs if you like. Also, I might go to the Redwood City thing Saturday. Might not.)

[zpdiduda.livejournal.com]

I am a salt lick. Or so the kittens believe.

[RE tix, picking up would be fine, as would the dropping off of the pen. As for the dogs: as much as mine would love to see yours, isn't there the problem of my kittens and your dogs? Perhaps a dog park trip Saturday morning-ish? I've got other things that need to get done Saturday (maybe Redwood City. I'm probably looking at Sunday), but there's an easy dog park just up the hill from me and the dogs are jonesing for it.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, kittens.

Well, we can also come by sans dogs. :) Or we can meet at the park. Which would you prefer?

[lunza.livejournal.com]

So eat lettuce the rest of the day. ;)

[zpdiduda.livejournal.com]

Actually, the very idea of food makes me gag tonight.

I think that my poor belly is just too old to cope with Chili Cheese Fritos.

[medancer.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the wonderful world of bulimia...