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[zpdiduda]

"Make me one with everything".

Then he hands the waitress a ten-dollar bill and the waitress pockets the money. The Buddhist requests his change and is told, "Change comes from within." He retreats to the gas pumps, where he pauses before "Self" or "Not Self".

Meanwhile, Rene Descartes walks in and orders a hot dog. The waitress asks, "Would you like mustard on that"? Descartes replies, "I think not.", and promptly disappears.

Pythagoras settles on the seat at the end of the counter and orders pi. His friend Euclid orders pizza. He says, "I'm not so hungry today. Cut it in sixths."

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

You are such a nerd.

[zpdiduda.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[deedeebythebay.livejournal.com]

That's my Zip!

[cyan-blue.livejournal.com]

Fun... :-)

[elgecko.livejournal.com]

In one post you've managed to cover my second and third favourite puns and celticmoni's favourite joke.

I like you. =)

[cortneyofeden.livejournal.com]

I don't feel _quite_ so silly, then, that this made me think of you.

[zpdiduda.livejournal.com]

:)

The trouble with being a pun-cracker is that you are always the prime suspect when the pun police find evidence of vowel play.

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

*chuckling*
Now she's firing her puns without being urged to.

Two thoughts:

1) I'm so proud.

2) My Work Here Is Done.

[thats-ms-dragon.livejournal.com]

*snerk*